Hollywood, California - (Ass Mess): Quentin Tarantino is said to be very tempted to take on the challenge of directing the forthcoming Hollywood blockbuister Spoof! The Movie ahead of reports that contractual clauses stipulate the director must personally oversee auditions for the role of Britney's Vagina.
"Hmmm, let's see," the Pulp Friction director said today, "it gonna be down to one or two size-zero asses as far as I can work out.
"Sure I'm kinda interested in making the picture and being part of central casting.
"Just hope they make sure no shagged-out has beens with grandiose ambitions beyond their talent try to blag their way into the top parts.
"And that includes Victoria Beckham, Paris Hilton and Sherrif Lee Baca.
"I'll work with doubles and lookalikes and even doppelgangers.
"But any B-List trailer trash is beyond my remit as an artist and Oscar winner.
"So no Lidsay Lohan and no Katie Holmes. And definitely no Britney herself, unless of course she'd like to spend a sultry afternoon maked beside my pool, bring her own fur-lined cuffs and KY, crate of Bollinger and half a kilo of her favorite nose poweder.
"Then I might just recondisder..."
