Blast From The Past? Not aff!

Funny story written by Duff

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

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Joe's musicbiz Pal Ice T says: "Joe's back where he belongs"

Joe Dolce, the Shaddup you face croonster, is cock-a-hoop over his new venture.

The comedy songster is about to unveil his newest CD and he tells us that he's back with a bang:

"I sorta been diggin' hip-hop and street man, ye git me? And my new stuff is well bangin' an' proper cool dude, know what I say man?"

Tracks on the forthcoming album include: 2 wraps o'coke, me an' my bitches, we just chillin' and a cover version of do you ken John Peel?

Dolce, no stranger to controversy and who famously kept the Beatles off the coveted number 1 spot back in the eighties certainly looks set to shake up the charts again.

Radio 1 legend Sir Jimmy Saville told us:

"Goodness gracious goodness gracious. 'Az abaht that then?" so we asked somebody who could talk some sense to comment. Veteran broadcaster, John Snagge, said:

"This is the BBC from London and here is the news"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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