Don Imus sued by 'Nappy-Headed Ho'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 15 August 2007

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Imus is in deep s**t

New York - (Nappy-Headed Ass Mess): Just hours after collecting a reported $50 million settlement check for breach of contract ex-CBS radio shock-jock Don Imus has found himself being sued by one of the 'Nappy-Headed Hos' he smeared in the Rutgers University women's basketball team.

Kia Vaughn has waited patiently and stealthily for Imus to collect his severance pay.

And now she's slammed him with a defamation lawsuit which alleges his sexist and racist comments on radio about the team damaged her reputation and caused untold mental trauma.

"For what he done to me he's gonna have to pay!"

Filing in the state Supreme Court in the Bronx, Vaughn is suing Imus, ex-co-host Bernard McGuirk, the CBS Corporation and Radio Station have caused immense personal damage.

"The day he uttered those filthy words was the begining of a descent into hell for me," Vaughn told reporters today.

"Well now I'm gonna take that severance check away from him before he gets a chance to start enjoyin' it.

"And when I finish with him he'll be lucky to get a job cleaning latrines for the Sanitation Department.

"This is pay-back time Mr Imus, and ya didn't even see it comin'!"

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