Cyberspace - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The world of cyberparody is eagerly awaiting the announcement of a new International Spoof Veterans' Day which will commemorate the merciless art of lampoonery.
A source close to leading satire website The Spoof! said today that the annual event will be dedicated to lowering the profile of internet humorists with a virtual parade of spoofers who shun making an honest crust in favor of sending up foolishness wherever it rears its itsy-bitsy little head.
Writers of long-standing will be able to display the special 'gongs' their material has received along with relevant citations for 'the tasteless, obscene, tendentious and depraved'.
These awards have long been considered like medals in the line of the Purple Heart, the Congressional Medal of Honor, the Victoria Cross and the Legion d'Honneur.
A Spoof! editorial statement warned that some of the participants in the anal Veterans' Parade may soon have to get chest expanders to accommodate all the medal-like gongs awarded to them in recognition of their lifetime achievements "...although some of course have whopping great big chests in the first place and could easily squeeze in a few dozen more gongs for display".
