Spoof! Writer Decides to Donate Points to Charity

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Monday, 1 October 2007

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US and A (Reuterus) - Philanthropist and irregular TheSpoof.com contributor 'SpaceElevator' has announced his plans to donate all of his future points to charity.

"I came to my decision after watching an episode of Oprah -- when I heard that there are places in the world where conditions are so bleak that humor is frowned upon and points for spoofing are deducted rather than awarded," he stated. "I don't think of myself as a hero," he continued emphatically. "I just get more satisfaction from seeing the look in a child's eyes by doing a selfless act like giving away my Spoof! points than I do from accruing them."

"...And I encourage all other spoofers to follow my lead and do the same." ('Queen Mudder', are you reading this?)

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