The film company resposible for all ninety-nine editions of "Girls Gone Wild" has just announced plans to release their one hundredth video: "Celebrities Gone Wild." Chief cameraman and film editor Mark Spankthemonkey made the announcement from a Blockbuster Video store in Hollywood.
When asked what prompted his company to make this film, he responded by saying, "We didn't make any of this film. It is nothing more than a big editing job of all the stupid and lame things that the starlets have been doing lately."
The movie, coming in at over six hours, will include the following celebrities:
Britney Spears
- The famous getting out of a limo, vagina exposure scene
- The famous showing off her "assets" scene
- The famous wardrobe malfunction (all black lace clothes and a purple bra) scene
- The New York rants
- The recent modeling shot meltdown
Jamie Lynn Spears and her new wild life as the younger, 16 year old pregnant sister of Britney.
Lindsay Lohan
- All of the nip slips
- Falling out of the bikini
- The first D.W.I.
- The second D,W.I., including the "that's not my cocaine" and "I'm not wearing my pants" statements
- The family infighting and please for sanity
Nicole Richie
- The fights with Paris
- The D.W.I. and driving wrong way on a one way street
- The court appearance and jail sentence
- The pregnancy rumors and then story
Paris Hilton
- The film "A Night in Paris"
- The Party Girl life, including multiple flashing scenes and nip slips
- The D.W.I.s, the court meltdown, and the prison fiasco
- The Larry King interview
- The missing doglet
Claire Danes and her recent "falling out" in Hollywood
Janet Jackson and the Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction
Angelina Jolie
- Her and Billy Bob Thornton wearing vials of each other's blood
- The fights with her famous father
- the whole Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston triangle
The American Idol Girls (all of them!)
Miss Nevada
Producers expect this film to outgross all of their other Girls Gone Wild movies combined in DVD and Video sales. Each copy sold will include a free jar of vaseline and box of kleenex.
