Girls Gone Wild Film Company to Release "Celebrities Gone Wild"

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Saturday, 28 July 2007

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Girls Gone Wild Film Company to Release "Celebrities Gone Wild"
Is that Billy Bob's blood around Angelina's neck?

The film company resposible for all ninety-nine editions of "Girls Gone Wild" has just announced plans to release their one hundredth video: "Celebrities Gone Wild." Chief cameraman and film editor Mark Spankthemonkey made the announcement from a Blockbuster Video store in Hollywood.

When asked what prompted his company to make this film, he responded by saying, "We didn't make any of this film. It is nothing more than a big editing job of all the stupid and lame things that the starlets have been doing lately."

The movie, coming in at over six hours, will include the following celebrities:

Britney Spears

  • The famous getting out of a limo, vagina exposure scene
  • The famous showing off her "assets" scene
  • The famous wardrobe malfunction (all black lace clothes and a purple bra) scene
  • The New York rants
  • The recent modeling shot meltdown

Jamie Lynn Spears and her new wild life as the younger, 16 year old pregnant sister of Britney.

Lindsay Lohan

  • All of the nip slips
  • Falling out of the bikini
  • The first D.W.I.
  • The second D,W.I., including the "that's not my cocaine" and "I'm not wearing my pants" statements
  • The family infighting and please for sanity

Nicole Richie

  • The fights with Paris
  • The D.W.I. and driving wrong way on a one way street
  • The court appearance and jail sentence
  • The pregnancy rumors and then story

Paris Hilton

  • The film "A Night in Paris"
  • The Party Girl life, including multiple flashing scenes and nip slips
  • The D.W.I.s, the court meltdown, and the prison fiasco
  • The Larry King interview
  • The missing doglet

Claire Danes and her recent "falling out" in Hollywood

Janet Jackson and the Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction

Angelina Jolie

  • Her and Billy Bob Thornton wearing vials of each other's blood
  • The fights with her famous father
  • the whole Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston triangle

The American Idol Girls (all of them!)

Miss Nevada

Producers expect this film to outgross all of their other Girls Gone Wild movies combined in DVD and Video sales. Each copy sold will include a free jar of vaseline and box of kleenex.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more