Revealed: secrets that Miss England hid from her rivals

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Sunday, 8 July 2007

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Being Miss England is a cut-throat game.

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Glamorous looks and a toned young body. You'd think that the newly crowned Miss England is the ultimate pin up with a big chance of winning the next Miss World competition.

But you'd be daft to bet so much as 50p on 20 year old Georgia Horsley ever coming in the final fifteen let alone the top three for just one reason:

Ms Horsley is a top to toe fake from her superglued hair extensions, through her silicone boobs, botoxed face, liposuctioned as and all year round streaky sun tan that make her look like a refugee from an alien planet.

Long gone are the days when 'English Rose' meant just that - a naturally stunning beauty that smelled as sweet as she appeared.

Amd not one that that reeked of the manure that had to be piled on to make it grow into a competition winner.

After winning the Miss England crow this week ms Horsely told the press:

"At first I was worried people might have thought me stupid or something.

"And then I realised that they actually did and I might not be able to change that perception in the knock-out stage of the Midd World title."

Georgia's current prizes include £15,000 of designer clothing from Primark, a hired second hand car for a year, a luxury holiday to Iraq and a trip by steam packet to China for the Miss World contest in December.

Bookies offer 250/1 on Ms Horsely winning the top prize.

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