Paris Hilton Gets Nod To Host "The Price Is Right"

Funny story written by Andrew Lawrence

Wednesday, 27 June 2007

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(Los Angeles) - Retired host of the the popular game show, "The Price Is Right", Bob Barker, today endorsed his good friend, Paris Hilton, to be the new host of the daytime show.

Barker said, "The Price Is Right" needs someone who is known, is not overly intelligent, and who has the attention span of a gnat. Rosie was my first choice but Paris Hilton would be a good choice too."

Paris Hilton's parents, who never heard of "The Price Is Right", immediately asked, "How much does it pay?"

Paris' publicist issued the statement, "Paris Hilton is honored to be considered as a possible host of "The Price Is Right". Unfortunately, she doesn't get up that early".

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

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