Written by Jalapenoman

Thursday, 21 June 2007

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The Munsters had their accounts drained

Herman Munster is the latest victim of identity theft. His social security number, mastercard number, and birthdate were all used by an overseas company to illegally purchase computer and entertainment supplies. Then, all of their bank accounts were drained.

Herman, of course, was not happy. "I'm just going to have to have Spot track them down! He's got a great sniffer on him and I'm sure he'll be able to catch those bad guys!"

"Lilly and I word really hard for our money to support ourselves and our family, and then this happens. This is monstrous!"

Lilly Munster, wife and victim, was also not pleased. "I don't want to sound like a witch, but this is ridiculous! Hearing about this almost drove my father batty! When my son found out that we don't have the money for his soccer camp, he started howling at me about it. I thought, at first, that it had turned my daughter as white as a sheet, but Marilyn always looks that way."

Munster was so upset about the identity theft that his skin had taken on a green hue.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Identity Theft




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