Paris Hilton, Pregnant?

Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 7 June 2007

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A baby in Paris's future?

Lynwood Ca. Rumors are flying around the, Century Regional Detention Center, that Paris Hilton is in a motherly way. This could explain her unprecedented early release from the facility. At most prisoners are awarded 50% off their sentences for good behavior. Hilton's good behavior has amounted to 70% good time, an unheard of amount.

A jailer who requested to remain anonymous said, "it sure looked like morning sickness to me, at one point we thought she was going to puke up her spleen. To add to the problem she stopped eating, not that anyone would notice, but that's not healthy for an expecting mother."

Speculation has run rampant over the early release of Ms. Hilton everything from mental breakdown to drug withdrawals have been feeding the rumor mills.

Administrators voiced their concerns over a lawsuit from the Hilton family over Paris's incarceration. They feel the prison system is already under a great financial strain and the possibility of lawsuits would exacerbate an already strained system.

Prison officials said, "It's easier to cut this one loose than to suffer the possible repercussions of Paris having a miscarriage in\our facility.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
June 7 2007

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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