Written by kegoguinness

Friday, 1 June 2007

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Lohan greets the masses on the red carpet

Lindsay Lohan looked positively Emo in a throwback Marine uniform as she stepped onto the red carpet for the premier of her latest movie: "Sobriety".

Lindsay spilled out of a stretch limo after an all-night bender on Sunset Strip, with stops at the Viper Room and Tootsies Pool Hall and Gentlemen's Club. Her new movie, "Sobriety", is set to open tonight at select theaters in Red Light Districts in LA, NY and Chicago.

"Man, I am so plowed," a dazed Lohan stammered to the assembled crowd of 18-37 year old males who had come to see her entrance into Mann's Chinese Theater. Lohan then pretended to pole dance on an imaginary pole, slipped, broke a heel, and stumbled into the theater. Moments later she reemerged from the theater cursing about their "no smoking policy bullshit", lurched back into the limo and was driven away.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lindsay Lohan




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