Orlando, Florida - (Ass Mess): Warner Brothers' latest scam to perpetuate the JK Rowling authorship fraud of the Harry Potter titles has been unvieled in Orlando, Florida.
A theme park based on the same tacky principles as the Creationist Museum in Kentucky will bid to bolster the credulity of millions of gullible members of the public by reinventing a massive whopper and packaging it as the American dream megabux business investment opportunity.
The Plagiarising World Of Harry Squatter is planned to open at the Universal Orlando Resort in 2009.
UK fraudster, plagiarist and Gordon Brown-sponsored con artist JK Rowling said today:
"The plans look incredibly profitable, and I don't think that anybody that I've managed to dupe so far with my authorship claims will be disappointed."
Touted as a "scam within a theme park" is aimed at raking in up to $250 million per annum for Warner Brothers, Rowling and publisher Bloomsbury :
"Our primary goal is to keep on duping the public and make sure this experience is an authentic extension of the successful ten year fraud we masterminded with the help of organised crime cartels."
The UK Serious Fraud Squad today said: "Who do you think will get the last laugh on this one, eh?"