Harry Potter and the flipping great wodges of dosh!

Funny story written by matthatt

Thursday, 31 May 2007

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I would rather get my tackle out for cash!

Universal Studios Florida is finalizing terms to bring a Harry Potter World to its Orlando resort.

The themed area would be at a portion of the amusement park that used to house the early versions of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck after they got too old to perform safely in front children and started smelling a bit of wee-wee.

The last inhabitant was octogenarian Porky Pig, he had spent the last 20 years of his life in the compound, sleeping in his own filth and jabbering th th th th that's all folks, whilst laughing into his long grey beard. The running joke at the studio is that the area is going from hairy plopper to Harry Potter.

The heavily soiled area will be extensively cleaned prior to building works starting, as there had been somewhere in the region of 13 ex cartoon characters living in the one isolated part of the Universal Studios lot.

Now that really is all folks and the last of the old characters, which lived in the high security fenced off area, have kicked the bucket, the penned enclosure is available again for making real money out of and what better to generate some serious moolah than "Harry Potter"

The negotiations have been kept super top-secret as they don't want anyone else nicking their idea and building another 30 million Dollar Harry Potter theme park somewhere else.

The real original Harry Potter will not be involved as he has since left Hogwarts and magic behind him to do porn on stage in front of a live studio audience.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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