Miss USA 'suing GOP's ass for Mexico fall-guy disaster'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

Mexico Shitty - (Ass Mess): Humiliated, heckled, jeered and reviled Miss USA Rachel Smith has vowed to sue the GOP 'for being made the fall-guy in their dumbass immigration policies':

"Next time you want some one to fall flat on their ass in front of two billion TV viewers, pick one of your own size," Smith told the press today.

"But I guess Senator Jon Kyl of Arizona ain't man enough to don a swim suit in Mexico City and take it on the chin, like me.

"Well I don't work for no GOP, so I'm suin' their asses off for what happened to me, to my career, to my esteem.

"Go stick that in your bill Mr President!"

Meanwhile in Washington DC White House shock-jock Tony Snow was saying nothing about Miss USA's comments, while in Georgia President George W Bush merely ranted about her
"empty political rhetoric trying to frighten our citizens."

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