Blonde contestants slam Mexican pageant discrimination

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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"By July 4th she change to platinum blonde and say Two Fingers Mexico! Fool you!"

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): The only two blonde beauties to reach this year's Miss Universe Final 15 have hit back at blatant Mexican discrimination favoring brunette contestants:

"They treat us like peroxide pariahs," said Miss Slovenia Tjasa Kokalj.

"Anybody wonder why Miss Sweden play feminism card and pull out before contest?"

"Blonde is stupid to even turn up they tell us. Mexico laugh at us like dummies.

"Soon as we arrive at pageant everybody turn up nose at us.

"Bottle blonde bimbos go home they say, no chance winning in hotblooded Mexico City."

Miss Czech Republic, Lucie Hadasova told the press that the pageant's organisers were 'literally ordered' by Donald Trump to include 'token blondes' in the final selection, but put their foot down about going beyond the Final Fifteen stage of the show.

"It was fix. Everybody in the Last 10 brunette. Still surprised?

"We've had little wager. Miss Japan may have won as dark-haired beauty. But we get good odds she start to bleach next week. Gradually a few streaks, maybe highlights, golden honey-color extensions too.

"By July 4th she change to platinum blonde and say Two Fingers Mexico! Fool you!"

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