New research has shown an increase in the world-wide nerd population. According to the research their number has doubled since 1997. The cause? Scientists are blaming new educational policies.
Haven't you noticed the number of buck-toothed, brace faced, and tucked in trousers people increase over the years? Scientists are one of the many professions that require you to use your noggin to create something that is nerdy.
The local hoodies round the back of the supermarket were very concerned, that the geeks may rebel and gang up on their ned oppressors. Normally this wouldn't bother them, but with a ned decrease, there maybe won't be enough neds to fight them off.
The researchers declared that, actually, it's not genetic or anything. There's currently a type of greenhouse gas called oxyplatohirfo, or O for short, that makes people want to be geeky.