New junky, drug addled, trollop look unveiled. Fashion sensation!

Funny story written by matthatt

Tuesday, 1 May 2007

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The fashion empress.

Its finally here, thousands of girls will be so happy, that they too, can now look like a wasted diseased junky in time for summer.

The hot new look is here! Saggy, dead eyes, hollow cheeks, surly expression and clothes that look like you have raided a Humana rag bin.

The Kate Dross look has finally landed at Mop-Shop

"It brought a touch of glamour and sparkle to my otherwise mundane and worthless existence" said Mr Burly from Essex "I'm here picking up some slapper boots and trollop tops for my six year old daughter, she will look a farking treat in this clobber"

A reporter was at the launch of the new fashion range to speak with some of the lucky punters who had stayed up all night to wait in line for hours on end just to sniff the rags of an emaciated harridan.

Miss Crapper from Pontypool said "I travelled all night and then waited all this time for this gear. I'm planning on kitting all my three young daughters out in identical floozy fashions and tuppeny upright push up bra's as well as teeny tiny T-shirts that promote a multi national pornography magazine, Genius!"

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