Pink Eye,The New Fad!

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Friday, 16 February 2007

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Conjunctivitis rules!

From Broadway through Hollywood to Bollywood, stars and the star-struck are seeking the newest-latest beauty trait, conjunctivitis!

Pink Eye, once the dreaded contagion that sent sufferers into quarantine has now become as enviable as big tits and a sweet ass. The contaminated are being sought high and low for a chance at exposure by those who would be infected."We love the Pink Eye,mucous, pus and all!" Declared fashion mogul Tellya Howta-Luk.

It seems no one wants the bland look of a healthy eye. Cosmetic companies are rushing to find an eye infectant that can mimic the bright pink inflammation of conjunctivitis.

Rabbits are being researched the fashion world over and albinos have become the new pink-eyed favorites on commercials, film and fashion photography!

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