Hollywood - (Assinine Press): Perfect Stranger actress Halle Berry has told of her hellish online chatroom experiences where despite pleas of anonymity she has been exposed as an attention-grabbing twited deviant masquarading as a bonafide blogger.
The Oscar-winning star is believed to have registered with the FaecesBook webshite in a bid to get a real life without the harrowing burden of celebrity.
Berry has said her pursuit of anonymous happy chatting rarely lasted more than ten minutes before a strange compulsion made her reveal her true starry identity.
"But the barrage of abuse when I said 'Hey, I'm Halle Berry' was just too much.
"Who are these people anyway who mock me? Can't they recognise an awesome cyberspace talent?"
In her latest movie starring opposite Bruce Willis the former Bond movie star plays an investigative undercover reporter who goes online to catch a friend's murderer.
Some internet sources have suggested that Berry's personal chatline detractors may be connected to Willis in a lighthearted bid to pull her leg.
A movie script of this plotline has been sent to Quentin Tarrantino.
