Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 12 April 2007

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No Friday the 13th fears here

Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus): No Friday the Thirteenth fears for Larry Birkhead has as he awaits tomorrow's hearing to decide who will raise his seven-month-old daughter Dannielynn.

The baby's court-appointed guardian Richard Milstein is legally entitled to conduct any background checks he sees fit before custody arrangements are finalised.

But with Judge Larry Seidlin named as the little girl's godfather and an amicable $ettlement with Howard K $tern Birkhead is ready for some serious cork-popping.

"Her poor old Mom sure had some bad luck. But that's all dead and buried and in the past now.

"I'm planning taking my little girl home. Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree! Baby's comin' home tonite! Baby it's you! Be my baby! Baby I love you! Baby love! Baby baby baby...."

The hearing commences at noon tomorrow.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Larry Birkhead




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