Zsa Zsa vows to divorce Von Assfelt after Dannielynn DNA test humiliation

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 10 April 2007

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This time it's over says Zsa Zsa

Monte Carlo - (ReUterus): Zsa Zsa Gabor is instructing her divorce lawyers after her husband's cocksure claims to fathering Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn turned out to be a wacko fantasy.

And now media sources have likened Von Assfelt's posturings as desperado tactics of an assinine wannabe.

Gabor told the Monaco press tonight that the last three months have been nauseating hell:

"Dahlink, I am sick, sick, sick of it all.

"And I may be old and ill but I sure ain't stoopid," the aged starlet said from her Monte Carlo condo.

"Even a high-maintenance junkie like Anna Nicole would never sleep with an old lizard scrotum like my Frederik.

"Even if she was bribed with a million dollars, blindfolded, anaesthetised and high as a skunk. Trust me on this one.

"If she didn't let J Howard Marshall touch her even on her wedding night why should she get smoochy with a comparative pauper like Freddy?"

Meanwhile back in Nassau, Anna Nicole's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead celebrated DNA test confirming him as Dannielynn's father.

And Howard K Stern cut him a deal that will bankrupt Virgie Arthur, the baby's grandma, in a payback scenario for putting him through hell.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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