A few weeks ago I said that a JLA movie was coming out with a few hot actresses (not Paris Hilton!). It was cancelled by the worried mothers because the movie was rated G.
It was shown in New York for a period of one day where as it took eight cleaning crews to clean the semen and make the room smell like stale popcorn again in Cinema 5 at Porno Theatre. The movie is now only being shown at XXX Movie Theatre's all over the world.
Jessica Alba said "It felt good to stop being the good girl and finally let the world see the twins at least now i wont get fan mail requesting me to do it but I feel good i mean i had work done a few months before shooting and they turned out nicely on film perky and firm the way I like them." she smiled at which point she ripped off her coat and streaked through the Manchester Hotel Fountain then I had to take her back to my room (Ace Ventura got some! )*cough* what was that? Angelina Jolie whom I slept with I mean talked with earlier said that "Guys go after Jessica just because she's young single and perky but I'm horny too! You try being married to Brad 'NoDick', it's horrible but I'm feeling better now." she felt my leg I decided we had to retire to my room together so Pitt
Superman who was played by Brandon Singer died in this movie he landed head first on one of his precious crystals which went through his brain Batman who crashed the Batmobile into the Batcave died k short story every man died all the girls had sex together ok?!
Jesus I'm writing this while watching the mysterious movie there's a guy beside me who's shaking I think I might AH god jerking off IN public places IS wrong people, wrong! even if it is a ridiculously hot sweaty sex scene well Ace Ventura must retire to see Mischa Barton the only hot girl on the film I haven't had conversations (sex) with yet.
TILL next week dear readers
