Harry Potter Stars Signed Thru Seventh Movie

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Wednesday, 28 March 2007

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Emma Watson of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Warner Brothers announced today that the stars of the Harry Potter movies have been signed to star thru the completion of the seventh film. The actors who play Harry, Hermione, and Ron are now contractually obligated to appear in the next three films (the first of which will open in theatres this summer).

The books chronicle seven years in the lives of the Hogwarts students, but the movies are not being released annually. The actors are aging at a much faster rate than their characters.

While the seventh film is supposed to show the characters as 17 year olds, it is estimated that Emma Watshon, the "hottie witch" may be having hot flashes in real life before it's release. Daniel Radcliffe, who recently went nude in Equus, may have a voice hoarse from hard living. Rupert, famous as Ron, the red headed tag-along, will also be wearing a toupee.

Executives from Warner Brothers congratulated the actors for their loyalty to the series, and promised to provide their stars with geritol, grecian formula, and depends on the set.

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