Was The 2024 Election Rigged?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 7 November 2024

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To begin with, the smooth transfer of power is the fundamental principle of a democracy. It's a symbol of nobility and civilization. It's what sets the U.S. apart from the rest of the world.

Well, other nations can smoothly transfer power, like the nation upstairs. 

However, on January 6, 2020, when Donald Trump lost that election, the non-noble, uncivilized loser started an insurrection and ordered his followers to storm the Capitol and hang his vice president while attempting to stop the smooth transfer of power.

Was the 2024 election rigged? 

What woman in her right mind would vote to do away with her abortion rights, birth control, and IVF? Knowing that she or her twelve-year-old daughter could be raped, become pregnant, required by law to remain pregnant, raise a rapist's child, and still vote for the candidate planning to do away with her abortion rights?

Some women, like some men, can be frivolous. However, there aren’t that many women in the United States so departed from reality, who would vote for Donald Trump, send him over the top, and give him the 2024 election. 

So, who ridged the election? 

Who would benefit from having a twice impeached felon, draft dogger, tax evader, and rapist in the White House as opposed to a prosecutor?

According to U.S. intelligence —code-named Project Lakhta—was ordered by Putin to interfere with the 2016 election which Trump won. 

Who knows what Elon Musk can do with his Starlink satellites? The Starlink satellites provided information to Ukraine after the Russian invasion.

So, was the 2024 election rigged?  

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