Where Is The Nearest Puerto Rican Restaurant?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 29 October 2024

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"Most people long for a special island..."

The opening act of Donald Trump's Madison Square Garden event was a 'comedian' who used a derogatory phrase to describe Puerto Rico, saying it was a floating island of garbage. The 'comedian's' description must have met with the approval of Donald Trump, as those words were loaded into the teleprompters. 

Forget health plans, housing, or the economy; making derogatory remarks about a country is an example of how Donald Trump will make America great again. Can anyone expect any better from a boss who is a convicted felon, tax evader, draft dodger, slumlord, and sex offender? 

In keeping with the day's theme, at the end of the evening, Donald Trump finished his speech by describing the United States of America as a garbage can of waste.

By the way, is Trump's first wife, Ivana, still buried near the first hole of his Bedminster Golf Club? 

Puerto Ricans worldwide must be reeling over the floating island of garbage remark. Those in the United States have already decided how to vote on November 5th: Not for Donald Trump. 

And the rest? Rumor has it that there's an influx of DoorDash orders for food from Puerto Rican restaurants. What is Puerto Rican food like?

It's better than the French fries Trump served at McDonald's.

And if you like crème brulee, chocolate mousse, and custards, you will also like the Puerto Rican dessert called Tembleque. It’s a rich, trembling coconut pudding. Yum!

 

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