HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just pointed out that the has been comedian Jerry Seinfeld, has just been fined $75,000 by the FBI for using the hackneyed, boring, tedious, and monotonous term "Yada, Yada, Yada" way too many fucking ti…
Michael Richards has never talked about it publicly, but the famous Seinfeld actor felt it was finally time to honor his father, Carl Switzer - better known to most people as "Alfalfa" from the Our Gang shorts. "Dad would have been 88 in August. I'm...
Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident yesterday while filming an episode of "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and...
ON THE WHITE SIDE OF TOWN, NEW YORK CITY -- After the NBA banned him for life for racist remarks, Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling has turned to acting, accepting a role in the upcoming "Seinfeld" reunion special on NBC. Sterling will pl...
Late today it was reported that Comedian Jerry Seinfeld tripped over a stage prop while practicing for a show in Las Vegas and was rushed to a hospital emergency room with a muscle pull in his back.. Bob Hatters, who was also in the emergency room...
NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Donald Trump was so mad at Jerry Seinfeld that his hairdo was actually standing on end although one would really be hard pressed to know that since the hairdo from hell always looks like it is standing on end. Sein...
Well, Jerry Seinfeld cannot get out of THIS 'PICK'. He was recently photographed 'picking his nose in public'. Jerry was in the offices of a famous plastic surgeon last week and was photographed, by another prospective 'patient', picking his nose...
NEW YORK CITY - Jerry Seinfeld is not one to mince words as Lady Gaga has found out. The man with the 'sing song' voice did not like the fact that the singer sat in his New York Yankees box while he was visiting Mount Rushmore in South Dakota. He...
July 5, 1989: President Reagan was retired to California, Bush 41 hadn't yet unleashed his son, the Antichrist, on us. Mel Blanc, Laurence Olivier and Ferdinand Marcos were still among the living -barely- and "Seinfeld", a show starring hip, young co...
New York, NY - It would be silly to think that no one has noticed the helter-skelter schedule the new show on NBC The Marriage Ref keeps. The show's executive producer, Jerry Seinfeld, may just be behind that schedule, working the angles in such...
LOS ANGELES - Jerry Seinfeld reeling from having his artistic ego shattered after his short-lived reality show, Marriage Ref was cancelled has stated that you cannot keep a good man down. The man with the sing-song voice has just said that he will...
LOS ANGELES - The curse of the Jerry Seinfeld cast continues as Mr. Seinfeld's latest offering The Marriage Ref has been penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct, intentional grounding, encroachment, and failure to be funny. The network of the peacoc...
Jerry Seinfeld is apparently returning to NBC as producer of a comic reality series where celebrities and a referee try to help squabbling couples make peace and save a few marriages. That's the good news for Seinfeld's fans. The bad news? Sein...
Jerry Seinfeld's upcoming ad for Microsoft may surprise you. After getting beaten down by Apple's successful branding ads showing a "cool" Mac guy versus a nerdy PC guy, Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are finally fighting back. The advertising schem...
OXFORD, England - Editors at the Oxford Dictionary of English worked late into the night all weekend to determine definitively what "N" word former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards said during a performance last Friday.
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