Some people are TERRIFIED of transsexuals who dress in drag and look fabulous and go to places where children might exist – like pizza restaurants, shopping malls, or just outside in nature. Some of these drag shows even involve children themselves!
Holy fuck this is the biggest threat to our [fill in cause here] EVER! This is more evil than war and concentration camps and nuclear bombs and Elon Musk’s ego put together!
Oh wait a minute … she doth protest too much, what ho?
If you don’t like your kids dressing up (boys pretending to be girls, girls pretending to be doctors and lawyers – possibly wearing pants!) then do NOT let them see an original Shakespearian play put on during the age of Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet were both played by guys! Possibly 15 year old guys (how old were R & J in the play? 15 or 12, I forget?) Every female was male ‘cuz females weren’t allowed on stage. Oh, how the righteous and holy and those who make laws are sooo wise when it comes to human nature.
Okay, so you don’t like plays (“’cuz actors in da thee-ater are jest a bunch of fags anyway”, right?) . How about clowns? They dress up. Boy, do they! And you love when your kid has a clown for his/her birthday party, dontcha?
Bring in the clowns! Those are socially acceptable men and women who dress in colourful clothes and wear make-up and kids love them – some kids even dress as clowns themselves! Or they dress as tons of different things that could potentially corrupt them – have you heard of this thing called Halloween?
So how about this … see that clown in the picture? His name is Pogo. He loves your kids. He wants to show them just how much. Want them to have a sleepover at the nice happy clown’s house?
Whatever you do, don’t go down into the basement! (Or was it under the house, in the dirt … those wacky clowns! Send your kids that way so as not to have them corrupted by the evil known as DRAG!!!!)
PS: What would Jesus think? Wait a minute, didn’t Jesus always only wear a robe? Did he wear underwear? Had the Romans invented that? OMG, Jesus was just walking around going commando, converting kids in all the Bethlehem mangers … that sick fuck! Stop going to church, children, those priests are grooming you! And they wear funny clothes too! Just like the Pope – that cartoon of a human being!
(Is the whole world in some form of drag? If so, then it’s normal, and those not in drag are the weirdos, yes?)
