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Funny story: Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Hundreds of Torontonians braved the cold weather to celebrate the 166th anniversary of the infamous Toronto Clown Riot of 1855. Many came out dressed as clowns, some with plastic swords, baseball bats or boxing gloves. Others had faux black eyes, ban…

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Funny story: Lion-tamers to strike again

Lion-tamers to strike again

Just when Britain thought it had gotten over the effects of the last lion-tamers strike, another one is "lion"-ed up for the 13th of March. The Union of Lion Tamers is staging a walkout for higher pay and improved working conditions. "We're not ju…

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Funny story: David Blaine’s Magic Trick Goes Horribly Wrong

David Blaine’s Magic Trick Goes Horribly Wrong

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – World-famed magician and illusionist David Blaine was in Sin City performing one of his most intricate illusionist tricks ever, and was supposed to have made an entire circus tent, filled with a dozen elephants, 6 tigers,…

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Funny story: The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus Resents The News Media Referring to Trump as a Clown

The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus Resents The News Media Referring to Trump as a Clown

SARASOTA, Florida – (Satire News) – The CEO of the world-famous Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus, is reportedly angrier than a giraffe with a sore throat. Atlas P. Londonderry, told the news media that he does not appreciate them refe…

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Funny story: New survey finds alligators are split on whether clowns taste funny

New survey finds alligators are split on whether clowns taste funny

The long held belief that alligators avoid eating clowns because "they taste funny" has been challenged by a new poll. Of the thousand man-eating alligators that participated in the survey 58% stated that they really didn't care if a human was a...

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Funny story: America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon

America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon

For over 50 years Ronald McDonald has been a symbol of family and fun spreading happiness to children of all ages around the world. But earlier today, thousands of Ronald McDonald statues across the globe were either taken down or covered with bla...

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Funny story: International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

The International Union of Clowns, after having their convention that they all rode to in one tiny car, announced that they would be awarding Predident Donald Trump a lifetime membership in the prestigious clown union. "We feel that no one has hel...

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Funny story: Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

The Greatest show on earth, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, will be ending after 5,421 years in existance. The circus' inception occurred in England shortly after the creation of Stonehenge when P.T. Barnum convinced the druids to...

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Funny story: Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

H.L. Menken, the great American humorist wrote of being an American, "The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth. It lays chief stress upon the kinds [of clowning] which delight me unceasingly - for example, the ribald c...

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Funny story: World Clown Conspiracy Uncovered

World Clown Conspiracy Uncovered

Lyon, France Interpol, in conjunction with other police agencies, announced that they have uncovered a world-wide conspiracy by killer clowns to cause revolution and topple governments. "Clowns have been infiltrating key world areas in Copenhagen...

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Funny story: Heavy Clown Activity Proven to be Due To Trump Candidacy

Heavy Clown Activity Proven to be Due To Trump Candidacy

Bridgeport, Connecticut Circus scientists commented today on the recent increase of clowns in the nation. "We began to study this long before it was an epidemic, and now that it's reaching pandemic proportions, we are doubling our efforts. We need to find a cure and eventually a clown vaccine" spoke a circus scientist. "The whole process began to break down when Trump gave his speech about...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis Issues Approval For Condoms To Be Used For Entertainment

Pope Francis this morning stated that it was permissible for Catholic Clowns to use blown up condoms to make poodles and other small animals out of them. "But no eroticism or use of French Ticklers ot glow-in-the-dark!" The Clowns were overjoye...

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Funny story: Deranged Clown Guise "People Don't Get It"

Deranged Clown Guise "People Don't Get It"

Aman Bakhoff plays the role of a clown at local haunted house attraction, FEAR IN THE FABRIC STORE. The attraction is a new spin, if you will on an old theme. Bakhoff plays the role of a deranged clown. "People just don't get it, homie. In a role like mine, you have to combine humor with the ability to induce fear, yo. That's what I do. dog. I have honed my craft now for seven seasons. Sho...

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Funny story: Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

SAN DIEGO, CA - Violence erupted at the first ever all-midget clown convention Tuesday night after a gang of half-pint jesters got into a brawl in a bathroom stall. The convention, comprised of clowns no taller than of 3 ½ ft, started off o...

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Funny story: Obama admits "Abnormal fear of Clowns" in interview

Obama admits "Abnormal fear of Clowns" in interview

TORNADO WV (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his "abnormal fear of clowns," a fear that he's suffered since early childhood. The President revealed this in a Beer Pong interview with Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. at the Jesuit Convent of the Que...

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