Written by Cousin Dog

Monday, 26 February 2007

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Woman Harasses Man Part 2

A while back there was a report of Sarah Beshara harassing Samuel Michael Schildkraut in an article titled "Woman Harasses Man"; and here's the update.

Samuel is quite happy with the progress made in his lawsuit against Sarah Beshara and recently came across some fine information after he spoke with the District Attorney's Office.

The D.A.'s Office had Sam forward information to police and Sam spoke with a Deputy who assured Sam that there would be an investigation into a FACT, again readers, that word is FACT!

Sarah Beshara told police that Schildkraut phoned her on July 16th, 2006 which is the day before he went to court to begin his lawsuit against her; but in reality he phoned her approximately a month prior which means that SARAH BESHARA LIED TO THE POLICE and expected charge(s) against Beshara appear to be just around the corner as phone records will show. Sam is overjoyed, the truth is finally coming out.

As a sidenote, Schildkraut also has a motion in the Beshara suit against her attorney William B. Short Jr. for lying to the judge on the case during trial and Schildkraut submitted crystal clear evidence (hee, hee, hee, hee!)

Sam also had a pleasant visit to Saltgrass Steakhouse in which he, as he has been allowed numerous times in the past, to put out flyers of his webgroup known as "hurricanesaltgrass" which can be found on yahoogroups.com, and most recently allowed Saltgrass and the Sarah Supporters to see his most recent entry titled "Police Investigate Sarah Beshara.".

Another interesting factor is that Beshara's attorney apparently has been practicing law since the 1960's, also known as the horrific drug era for the United States which begs the question as to whether or not Attorney Short was fighting for his country back then or dodging the bullet and reaching high altitudes.

Sam also has a posting on hurricanesaltgrass titled "William B. Short Jr., attorney or pimp protecting druggies".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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