Screen Name: Cousin Dog

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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 26th February 2007

Spoofing since: Monday 8th January 2007

Profile: Cousin Dog "Samuel Michael Schildkraut" has unique and unappreciated beliefs. He thinks that saying "United We Stand" means that you don't stab people in the back or simply being only honest to those in your own circle. Sam has tried to get the press to tell the truth and to interview him and stop running away from the truth especially when he has witnesses, paperwork, ect.. He also has strong beliefs in the concept of "Women's Equality" in that there are women fighting in the current war while others harass men and get men to do their talking and whatever else for them. Sam claims that he is considered a malcontent but simply says look at the evidence and stop being brainwashed by not only the big shots but the little guys who don't stick together and just get their kicks outta stomping on other little guys. Sam finds importance to movies, for example, he often argues that people see Rocky and cheer for the underdog, but when they leave the movie house they stomp on the underdog and call him or her a malcontent.
Sam is single and hopes to find the right lady one day, and he thinks time is running short because he is 42 years old.
One of Sam's most upsetting concepts is that the press HIDES STORIES which makes Freedom Of The Press something that means they print what they want and hide what they don't; and YELLOW JOURNALISM has become the press afraid to investigate certain persons or businesses.
Sam's desire for honesty in a dishonest world is shown through some of the names that he gives his pet guinea pigs such as "Judge Fair Shake" and his mate who is a fluffy black and white guinea pig named "Togetherness". They are expecting little piggies and one may be named Bailiff

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