Jamie Oliver Is Really An Idiot

Written by politicalpop

Monday, 12 February 2007

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Jamie: clever when he did school dinners, but he's really thick

Jamie Oliver, the blubbermouthed TV chef, has been quick to prove that he's really an idiot after some observers have said that he's, in fact, clever. Jamie, whose programme about rotten school meals was a big embarrassment to the government, and threatened to make Jamie look clever, has hit back by appearing on Channel 4 getting drunk with his thick mates.

Jamie, who has a speech impediment brought on by breast-feeding into his twenties, sounds stupid almost all the time.

'Lovely jubbly, splash it in, give it a shake, and there you 'ave it.'

Jamie has a growth defect that makes him behave like he's ten. He was a friend of the Prime Minister until he attempted to embarrass the government and insult the nation by saying the obvious, that school meals are crap. What a loser.

Tony Blair was heard referring to Oliver as 'not much of a salad tosser'. Ooh, he was livid, and withdrew all former chumminess which might have included a knighthood.

Jamie, who can't be that dumb, realized the error of his ways and started acting thick again.

In his new show, Jamie's back to his usual old sweary dimwit self, which is where we want the floppy haired cabbage.

If you have heard anyone say Jamie Oliver put his reputation on the line by revealing the obvious about this government, please email The Spoof because we forgot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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