Pope to hear Gordon Brown's confession

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 9 February 2007

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About to confess: UK Chancellor and wannabe Prime Mobster Gorgon Brown

Vatican City - (ReUterus): Pope Ratzinger has summoned UK Chancellor Gordon Brown to the Vatican to hear his confessionn ahead of any attempts to take over the Prime Monstership at 10 Drowning Street.

That is the official reason given for Brown's visit today which coincides with that of Paul Wolfowitz, CEO of the World Bank for Deconstruciton and Embezzlement.

Also in the party are Italian Prime Monster Romano Prodi and lawyers representing Tessa Jowl's husband David Dark Satanic Mills, currently on trial in Rome for 30 years' worth of mobster racketeering.

The meeting has been billed as a typically friendly get-to-know-yer-holiness session.

But UK hacks following the imminent fraud, embezzlement and corruption trial of shyster lawyer Mills have had a jolly good laugh at such a suggestion.

One leading crime reporting source said today: "The UK's Fraud Squad has banned any official Papal visit to the UK nonsense and Ratzi is spitting venom.

"His dabs were all over God's Banker corpse and now some minor Sicilian lowlife scumbags are standing trial for his murder.

"Gorgon Brown's alibi for the Calvi hanging is now so thin you can see the Sistine Chapel clearly through the holes.

"And Wolfowitz has been gagged by Bush. It ain't gonna be pretty."

PapaRatzi is 84.

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