Paris Hilton recently revealed she's under going a series of operations and when she's finished she'll legally be a man.
Sources close to Paris have come to realize Ms.Hilton is very uncomfortable in her own skin. Friends and relatives alike have rallied and advised her to under go a sex change procedure.
When contacted about this development Paris granted us a one on one for a little face time.
Here are excerpts from the transcripts
BUCK
So, Paris when did you suspect you were different than the other girls?PARIS
From the start, all my life, when I was a toddler I always really liked the color blue and as I got older I wanted to play with Tonka trucks and G I Joes.BUCK
From the start you were unusual?PARIS
Yes, when I was a girl I felt out of place like something was not right. I wanted to go fishing and hunting when all my girlfriends wanted to shop and play with dolls.BUCK
What do think being a man will be like?PARIS
Better than being an air headed deb. People respect men more than women and I want that respect. I've always been a man trapped in a womans body. I think I will fell whole for the first time in my life.BUCK
Don't mean to be forward but what do you think sex will be like?PARIS
I've already been the catcher, that's O.K, but I want to be the pitcher for awhile. I've wanted to throttle so many of my girlfriends its ridicules. I mean drop them down caveman style. In a few months I'll be able to throw Lindsay a quickie for fun.
Paris is currently on a testosterone fluid diet and is in the gym bulking up. In a few months we'll see a drastic change in the seasons in Paris.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 9 2007
