Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 3 March 2019

image for Bruce Lee Film Featured Villain Who Was Double Of 'World Of Sport' Dickie Davies
The resemblance is clear

A TV viewer in Southeast Asia has reported an incident in which, during a movie he was watching, starring martial arts expert, Bruce Lee, he became aware of the presence of a villain in the film, who bore an uncanny likeness to the former 'World of Sport' host, Dickie Davies, and it probably was him.

The man, me, was not sure about the name of the movie, but it must have been one of his earlier ones, because he looked quite young, and the film quality was relatively poor. I'm sorry about having to be so vague.

In the film, a crowd watches an extremely muscular Chinese bloke defeat opponents one after the other, a feat cheered by the crowd and the fighter's paymaster, the aforementioned 'Dickie Davies'. That is, until Lee steps into the ring, and clobbers the daft bastard this way and that, before forcing him out of the ring on his back. What a loser!

It's thought that Davies may have become involved with the movie through his work on 'World of Sport', which regularly featured wrestling, including Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, and Kendo Nagasaki, as part of its format.

On the other hand, that bloke might just have looked like Dickie.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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