Kung Fu Cock Up

Written by Parly

Saturday, 29 August 2009

A Kung Fu expert who believed she had towed eight cars 30m with her hair, has spoken of her anger after it emerged someone entered the wrong information on official entries due to a communication error.

Zhang Ting Tang fell short of her target of 100m but was still pleased with the stunt and later had her hair shaved off in order that she could be officially recognised as a Nun.

However, officials misunderstood verbal information relayed to them and recorded she had "talked to eight cars about dirty meat"

The 52-year-old, who credited her martial arts skills to the strength of her hair said she was "unbelievably pissed off"

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