It was reported today that satirist, "King David" received a break this weekend after fellow satirist and "confidant to the stars since 1930," Buckley E. Filbertamous loaned King his Hollywood wind machine to blow off the leaves on King's lawn.
Filbertamous, who has a PhD in Astronomy, is known for his apocryphal writing on stars, including mainly the galactic holes and heavenly bodies of celestial stars in the Hollywood galaxy. In fact, Dr. Filbertamous has written a whole cannon on the galactic hole of one of Hollywood galaxy's brightest stars, Britnium Spirius.
Dr. Filbertamous has been criticized, however, for being overly focused on her star, but, nevertheless has produced and compiled, some writer's say, a black hole of information on Hollywood's brightest.
"I have to do this chore every year and I'm always looking for a way to save time," King said. "It was very nice of Dr. Filbertamous to allow me to use his Hollywood wind machine."
King, who has about a half acre plot in the city, gets a collection of leaves every year in his park-like yard from the beautiful, old Pin Oaks standing like giants in his back yard.
"It's kind of like changing the diapers on an old person," King said. "So much is done out of 'hygiene,' or care and so much is done out of vanity."
In other news today, satirist, Buckley E. Filbert, is thrown-up out of the giant vagina and winds up on the coast of Africa. Africans don't know what to make of him. Act as if a Coke bottle fell down out of the sky.
