Wal-Mart Launches "Not as Evil as You Think" Campaign

Funny story written by Dan Barash

Saturday, 13 January 2007

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Evil has its warm cuddly side

Wal-Mart has launched a massive TV campaign built around the tag-line "Wal-Mart: We're Not as Evil as You Think". The retail giant is fighting back against charges it under-insures employees, homogenizes the landscape, and generally is a force against all that is sweet and good.

Many of the ads feature vignettes of average-looking folk saying they don't detest Wal-Mart quite as much as one would expect. In one, and elderly Wal-Mart greeter admits he is underpaid and exploited, but goes on to say "at least they let me wear this really cool smock."

Another features a small town business owner forced to shutter the doors when a Wal-Mart opened nearby. He hops into his car and says "Wal-Mart gave me the courage to finally leave this dumpy town. And my dumpy wife too."

Others show shoplifters gleefully explaining how easy it is to steal from a big-box store.

Wal-Mart's next ad campaign, which will focus on convincing the public its employees are well compensated, will be funded by reducing all wages by one dollar per hour.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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