Xbox360 sells one billion consoles, others follow

Written by snightmares

Sunday, 14 January 2007

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Microsoft has released yet more figures claiming that their console, the Xbox360 has sold a billion consoles over the holiday period. This is contrary to what Sony has claimed. Their official statement regarding the number of units sold was; 'More than Microsoft's'. Meanwhile the Nintendo Wii, Nintendo's console, is said to have sold 4 consoles from the back of a lorry somewhere in Manchester, UK.

Japanese based market analysis company, 'talkshi-t Inc. stated that actually no consoles have been sold this Christmas. 'Confusion may have arisen from regarding the actual sales of the consoles this Christmas. Most probably due to the respective companies talking crap.'

We will be tracking the progress of this story as it happens. To keep up-to-date with the actual winner of the console war this Christmas, see our live feed, updated every 3 seconds to remain accurate.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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