Britney Spears gift wraps Federlines testicles for Christmas

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Sunday, 24 December 2006

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First Britney text messaged Kevin Federlne about her desire to file for divorce. First strike against Kevin.

Kevin fought back with a threat to make public a explicit videotape with many positions from the Kama Sutra. America was aghast with the prospect of the innocent pop princess they'd grown up with being displayed in such a manner.

Britney struck back by announcing she'd release the tape to the public for free before she'd let F Fed make a dime on the highly publicized tape. Strike two.

Next Kevin decided he would write a tell all book on Britney's partying lesbian ways.

Britney counters low and away out of the strike zone and announces she's doing a tell all on Vanity Fair probably followed by a Barbara Walters special. Strike three and out.

Britney has out pitched and out fielded Kevin at every turn, she made sure his record flopped with a staggering first week sales record of 4000 units. The man's a eunuch.

People say Britney is dumb as a rock, if she is Kevin is dumber than a bag full of rocks.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 24 2006

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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