Not a "Scary" Daddy, but more of a "Sporty" Daddy

Funny story written by tennysol1

Wednesday, 20 December 2006

Eddie Murphy vehemently denied any talk this week that he is the biological father of Melanie Brown's (Scary Spice) unborn child.

Murphy, star of Shrek and Coming To America was quoted at the premiere opening of a Dunkin' Donuts he bought last week. "I'm more of a Sporty Spice man myself...reminds me of the days I used to pick up transvestite hookers on Rodeo Drive."

Ms. Brown's representative was quoted saying "Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ms. Brown's reputation is at stake here, and we don't want to sully her good name. Murphy is the father...we're 24% sure...or it could be the guy she met coming out of Rite Aid."

A spokesman for Murphy said, "He was just sowing his Royal Oats."

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