Women Not Harrassed by Weinstien Urged to Come Forward

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 16 November 2017

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Some of the women on the short list of Women Not Harrassed by Sam Weinstein

Hollywood, CA There have been so many allegations of sexual misconduct by women of Hollywood and beyond, that women that have been sexually abused are asked to not come forward right at this time.

The women, who have not been molested by Weinstien, are asked to come forward and announce your non-harrassment. Therefore, we will be able to concentrate on a much smaller number, which would be the number of woment not harrassed by Sam Weinstein.

It is being suggested by Weinstein's lawyers that they will just concede and start mailing out checks to the women not on the list of women not harrassed by Weinstein.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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