Paris Jackson says her dad's nose was beautiful in the nude!

Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 14 May 2017


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Beautiful or not beautiful in the nude? Ask Paris Jackson she seems to know!

Whacko's daughter, Paris, seemingly to be much more sensible than her namesake, claims that nudity is beautiful and the only part of her dad's body ever seen nude in public, his nose, was beautiful too!

Paris, who does not reside in the Hilton, but once nearly went flying out of a Berlin hotel window, seems to have inherited her father's rather eccentric traits by claiming every single person in the nude is beautiful!

Fatties, skinnies, you name them, they are all beautiful in Paris's opinion. OK, she might have a point that even the most misshapen human bodies on the planet have a certain charm about them. Even the Elephant Man possessed beauty in a strange form. However, when Paris told the world about her dad's nose, it seemed to cause quite a stir because his nose was really a plastic surgery fatal mistake, and just like Kardashian's butt and boobs, f'ing ugly!

Luckily, Paris is in possession of quite an attractive body and all we can only hope is she doesn't start visiting the same plastic surgeon that de-constructed Michael's nude nose otherwise Eminem would have another massive hit on his hands! The world really could not stand that after recovering from yet another Eurovision monstrosity!

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