Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 5 April 2017

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Cosby was promoting a new book at the meeting.

Hollywood, CA The head of the secret Celebrity Career Killers Club, Michael Richards, announced that Bill Cosby had been voted the latest head.

The Celebrity Career Killer Club is reserved for celebrities who have successfully killed otherwise thriving careers, through stupid, self-centered, and often drunken acts.

Former head Michael Richards, who killed his career in a brutal ten minutes onstage when he yelled back racial taunts at a heckler, said that Cosby won in a landslide.

Members Paula Deen, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Tiger Woods gathered around Cosby, and soon everyone was making bets on who still had the most money. When Lindsay Lohan claimed it was her, it was the big laugh of the evening!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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