Jimmy Savile Fan Club Ends as Last Member's Membership Lapses

Funny story written by Al N.

Tuesday, 20 December 2016

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The Jimmy Savile Fan Club once boasted members of royalty and even a Spice Girl.

London, England The Jimmy Savile Fan Club, which once boasted thousands of members, including celebrities such as Penn State football coach Jerry Ferguson, former New York Giants player Lawrence Taylor, Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle, Woody Allen, Rodney Alcala, Bill Cosby, and many others. But when pop star Gary Glitter failed to send in his renewal membership, the fan club officially petered out.

"It's quite sad actually" said the fan club's former accountant. "There used to be so many fans but since his death the club has just been dwindling as long-range memberships run out and are not renewed. Mr. Glitter was Jimmy's most loyal fan. He just loved him!"

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