Ozzie Osbourne Surprised to Find Out He's Still Married to Sharon

Funny story written by Al N.

Sunday, 8 May 2016

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When Ozzie found out Sharon wanted him to have custody of the kids, he couldn't be found for months.

London, England Ozzie Osbourne, former lead singer of Black Sabbath and star of the Osbournes reality show, was shocked when he was served with divorce papers while dining on Roast Bat.

"I thought we ended that bloody travesty of a marriage years ago. You mean to tell me I'm still married to 'er?" asked Ozzie.

When assured he was still married to Sharon Osbourne he disappeared for an hour and came back roaring drunk with a white nose.

"That was funny there mate. I could swear you said that I was still married to Sharon!" stuttered Ozzie.

"I actually did" said the reporter.

This time, Ozzie was gone for two hours. When he returned, he was all disheveled with messed up hair. He said, "Did I hear you right that I'm STILL married to Sharon?"

"Yes, but she's divorcing you and wants alimony."

Ozzie left and was gone for two weeks.

(To Be Continued)

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