Last night in Los Angeles, Guns N' Roses played their first reunion show at the famous Troubadour. Only 500 tickets were available, and you bet the club was filled with lucky fans and celebrities you forgot existed.
Lenny Kravitz made a splash when he showed up with his trademark barely-can-remember-what-he-looks-like afro and nose ring. Remember his cover of American Woman? We hardly can!
Nicholas Cage was on the scene, and it took about 10 minutes for someone to recognize he was "that guy from Face Off". Nick spent most of his time rocking out to the tunes and reminding people how they know him.
Kate Hudson, who almost got famous in Almost Famous, was making the rounds and shocking people with her continued existence. When not partying at shows in LA, you can find Kate in her garage trying to build a time machine to go back to the mid-2000s where she enjoyed many roles as the love interest in movies you should never remember.
We were treated to a surprise appearance from Chris Brown last night. Wasn't that the rapper who abused his partner, Whitney Houston? No wait, that's Bobby Brown. How do we know this smug asshole?
Lastly, we had Bradley Cooper in the house. While he was busy recovering from a hangover the next day, we were just remembering he was the main guy in The Hangover. It's good to know he's still alive.
