Guns and Roses get the "Bottle" in Dublin!

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Thursday, 2 September 2010

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Guns and Roses love Ireland and love having the pissed Irish bung bottles at them!!!!

Guns and Roses turned up late for their gig in Dublin so the waiting Irish crowd decided to do what they always do best, get thoroughly pissed!

When Axl and the boys did arrive they obviously underestimated the reputation of the Irish and their boozing habits.

During their rendition of "Welcome to the Jungle" the crowd decided to join in Irish style and sent several missiles stagewards in the form of cans of Guinness and Irish whisky offering Axl and the rest a chance to join in the party.

Having a complete lack of understanding of Irish cultures, traditions and habits Axl, got his knickers in a twist (under his kilt) and walked off believing that the Irish crowd were upset.

After explaining to him that the crowd were doing what they always do, getting totally plastered, he returned with the band, lifted his kilt (no knickers this time), called the crowd a bunch of drunken bastards, they loved it and the gig continued in a fantastic show of pissed up solidarity.

Axl likes a "bevvy" or two and has vowed to return to Ireland, but only when Guiness promise to sponsor the mega piss-up!

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