Potter Book 8 Ready for Launch!

Written by Auntie Matter

Friday, 10 October 2014

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Potter Number 8... and Counting!

Yes folks the Harry Potter Franchise marches on... just like James Bond. Potter Book 8 is now on the way. Editor has yet to be announced.

Said author J.K.Rowling.... " I really thought I had done with it but popular demands are so strong I soooo much want to bring him back to life for my fans around the world."

The plot is as follows she revealed. Harry is all growed up and teaching English Literature at Oxford. His sorcerer's past is all a dream and then he falls in love with a female colleague, blonde, flighty who lives in Edinburgh but who has aspirations to being a writer of fiction.

Harry helps her to write her first novel which becomes a best seller, all about a boy wizard for which story Harry supplies much valuable information.

As her fame grows however Harry is left out in the cold as his beloved becomes enamoured of her new lifestyle and the powerful friends in showbusiness and politics she has now made.

One book follows another and Harry willingly works in the back room on plots and characters for her globally popular books.

Then he discovers that his beloved has become a mere tool of the Freemasons who run the UK publishing houses and of course Warner Bros of Hollywood who are paying millions for the filming rights.

Harry is perturbed. He needs to rescue his beloved from the clutches of her evil publishing agent and high ranking Freemason Zak Spittle. In order to do this he has first to find his girl who is kept prisoner in a castle in the island of Corsica. Then he must free her mind from the hypnotic spells of Spittle and his cronies; and to do all of this... he must rediscover his magical powers by undergoing trials and tribulations visited on him by the gods of Olympus. In the end he rescues the damsel in distress and they get married.... on Olympus of course with ex-Prime MinisterGeorge Brown acting as best man.

Said Rowling: "I do soooo soooo hope this will be a success. Fingers crossed!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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