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Funny story: 'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

London - A court heard today how Mick Jagger accidentally ran his toboggan over Cliff Richard in Hyde Park one snowy winter's day before crashing head first into the Princess Diana Fountain. And then blamed his injuries on poor visibility and not...

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Funny story: The Absolute Worst Cloning Experiment In History

The Absolute Worst Cloning Experiment In History

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - The Dry Heat Scientific Research Center located in Flagstaff announced on March 28, that it had just successfully cloned the first skunk in the history of civilized cloning. Dr. Holland Hildegarde Taffytree, 58, director of th...

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Funny story: Kensington Palace skunk farm in dawn raid

Kensington Palace skunk farm in dawn raid

London - Police seized over a thousand plants in an illicit hydroponics operation at Kensington Palace today. Royal Protection Racket officers raided the joint following a tip-off about sudden soaring electricity usage at one of the Palace's plush...

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Funny story: Osama spent retirement tending his skunk crop

Osama spent retirement tending his skunk crop

Abbottabad - The medicinal marijuana licence was personally issued by the High Province Governor to help Old Bin Bag deal with a congenital deficiency. "Yep, Old Binnie - as we called him round here - was a typical stoner," Tory Bora resident Oma...

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Funny story: Roger Federer Hates Maria Sharapova's New Norwegian Pet Skunk

Roger Federer Hates Maria Sharapova's New Norwegian Pet Skunk

Hamburg, Germany - The Clay court event in Hamburg was turned topsy turvey yesterday when officials discovered an odd rodent on the loose in the men's locker room. Not only did it look strange, but it apparently smelled pretty... "Awful!" Scowled Rog...

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Funny story: Skunks Hire New Publicity Agent

Skunks Hire New Publicity Agent

"Skunks have a bad reputation. People run from them. No one wants to pet one, or have one as a pet. Bad smells are either blamed on them or compared to them. This is the result of bad pubicity," said former Warner Brothers Cartoon Star...

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