Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans

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Tuesday, 25 March 2014

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Following the first public appearance of the pop star formerly known as Justin Bieber at a Miami Restaurant last night, the pop singers fans finally acknowledged that the Canadian born crooner's sex-change surgery was something they had been expecting, but had hoped would never happen.

Justine Bieber, who made her public debut at an upscale Cuban bistro in South Beach, was met with wolf whistles from admiring male fans.

One new fan said: "Despite the sex change, he/she/it is still a looker, I guess I would probably 'give him one,'" said burly construction worker Conrad Brown of Fort Lauderdale.

Miss Bieber's sex change was carried out on the advice of her attorneys; who believe that by changing gender, and obtaining a new identity, current legal cases pending against the tiny breasted star could be thrown out by prosecutors.

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